I'm bald, fat, and ugly. I have no teeth and only one toe. Am I pretty?
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11 Answers to "I'm bald, fat, and ugly. I have no teeth and only one toe. Am I pretty?"
Posted by bluesaffire Apr 23rd, 2012 at 6:57PM
You would be beautiful if you had at least two toes.
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Posted by L96Arctic Apr 23rd, 2012 at 7:22PM
beautiful
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Posted by Durion23 Apr 23rd, 2012 at 6:58PM
pretty UGLY!!!! HAHAHAHA
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Posted by AnnDroid7 Apr 23rd, 2012 at 6:57PM
Yes my dear it is what is on the inside that counts and inside you are very sweet
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Posted by BuckarooBonzai Apr 23rd, 2012 at 6:56PM
It depends which toe?
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Posted by EdieQuinnz Apr 23rd, 2012 at 6:56PM
you're the prettiest damn banana in all the land
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Posted by pvccat Apr 23rd, 2012 at 7:21PM
BAAAANNNNAAAAAAANNNNNNNNAAAAAAHHHHH - SORRY I HAD TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST - no your sweet as you are !!!
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Posted by Bluethumper Apr 23rd, 2012 at 7:04PM
I'm sorry. I can't tell for sure until you "peel off" whatever that is you are wearing.
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Posted by dangerbabe Apr 23rd, 2012 at 7:00PM
I'm sure a lot of people could get drunk enough to go a round or two with you. Stick to dive bars and keep your mouth shut and your shoes on.
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Posted by lafsnack Apr 23rd, 2012 at 7:00PM
Stick with the banana photo
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Posted by madasalizard Apr 23rd, 2012 at 6:56PM
Let me guess, you are an average American?
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