Paint their toenails with lime green polish.
Put lipstick on husband...leave the poor dog alone. lol
Put them in compromising positions and take Pictures of them. :) Mean.
tell the dog to fetch the "bone" if u know what i mean...
Get a whistle and whistle real loud!
Hmmm......scare them with a megaphone
Remember the Godfather movie
scare them .. make eerie sounds :D
Draw a penis on your husbands forehead with a sharpie. Have the hairy testicles overlap his eyes. Feed and pet the doggy
feed one bath the other i will let you choose which gets fed..