I'm bored, and my husband and dog are asleep on the bed. What should I do to them?
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Posted by Infinite9 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:18PM
Paint their toenails with lime green polish.
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Posted by caithness Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:21PM
Put lipstick on husband...leave the poor dog alone. lol
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Posted by rolo65 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:24PM
Two dogs in a blanket doth not make for good dinner conversation.
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Posted by DrPestKontrolle1881 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:24PM
Draw a smiley face on your husband's butt & put a wig & Groucho Marx glasses on your dog.
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Posted by Delilah5 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:22PM
Do what Rose did to Charlie on Two And A Half Men. Glue their testicles to their thighs.
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Posted by jamesmethod Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:19PM
Put them in compromising positions and take Pictures of them. :) Mean.
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Posted by asslicker69 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:27PM
tell the dog to fetch the "bone" if u know what i mean...
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Posted by funtime50 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:27PM
Leave them there and come and jump in my bed
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Posted by Whateverrrrr Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:27PM
Get a whistle and whistle real loud!
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Posted by Lushiro Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:26PM
Hmmm......scare them with a megaphone
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Posted by NedKelly1 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:24PM
Remember the Godfather movie
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Posted by darkknight3 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:21PM
scare them .. make eerie sounds :D
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Posted by BuckarooBonzai Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:20PM
Draw a penis on your husbands forehead with a sharpie. Have the hairy testicles overlap his eyes. Feed and pet the doggy
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Posted by mulder Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:20PM
feed one bath the other i will let you choose which gets fed..
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