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I'm bored, and my husband and dog are asleep on the bed. What should I do to them?

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14 Answers to "I'm bored, and my husband and dog are asleep on the bed. What should I do to them?"

  1. Infinite9 - 70+ years old - female

    Posted by Infinite9 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:18PM

    Paint their toenails with lime green polish.

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  2. caithness - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by caithness Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:21PM

    Put lipstick on husband...leave the poor dog alone. lol

    Like (3)

  3. rolo65 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by rolo65 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:24PM

    Two dogs in a blanket doth not make for good dinner conversation.

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  4. DrPestKontrolle1881 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by DrPestKontrolle1881 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:24PM

    Draw a smiley face on your husband's butt & put a wig & Groucho Marx glasses on your dog.

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  5. Delilah5 - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by Delilah5 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:22PM

    Do what Rose did to Charlie on Two And A Half Men. Glue their testicles to their thighs.

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  6. jamesmethod - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by jamesmethod Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:19PM

    Put them in compromising positions and take Pictures of them. :) Mean.

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  7. asslicker69 - 13-15 years old - male

    Posted by asslicker69 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:27PM

    tell the dog to fetch the "bone" if u know what i mean...

    Like (1)

  8. funtime50 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by funtime50 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:27PM

    Leave them there and come and jump in my bed

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  9. Whateverrrrr - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by Whateverrrrr Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:27PM

    Get a whistle and whistle real loud!

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  10. Lushiro - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Lushiro Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:26PM

    Hmmm......scare them with a megaphone

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  11. NedKelly1 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by NedKelly1 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:24PM

    Remember the Godfather movie

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  12. darkknight3 - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by darkknight3 Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:21PM

    scare them .. make eerie sounds :D

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  13. BuckarooBonzai - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by BuckarooBonzai Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:20PM

    Draw a penis on your husbands forehead with a sharpie. Have the hairy testicles overlap his eyes. Feed and pet the doggy

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  14. mulder - 26-30 years old

    Posted by mulder Jul 14th, 2012 at 5:20PM

    feed one bath the other i will let you choose which gets fed..

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