I'll try:<br />
What do you get when you mix three black cats with three blind mice?<br />
Dinner for three!
Moses, Jesus and another guy were out playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one.!<br />
It landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.<br />
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up onto the green.<br />
The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into on-coming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto the roof of a nearby shack and rolled down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the aforementioned pond. onto the green in for a hole in One. moses turns to jesus and says... "i hate playing your dad..
What did 5 say to the 6?7 8 9………sorry that's all I got…
Right now I am glum and can't remember any.Sorry.