Old age. Its guaranteed to work.
First get down on your knees and pray to the one who sent his son and let his wounds heal you!
listen to the religious babble...if that doesn't kill you , you wish it would and will buy a freakin gun!
stupid stupid stupid thing to be asking people...there are many people on here that consider this on a daily basis, and this is the last bloddy thing they should be seeing..
This seems like a really bad idea to me -- damn; you're barely even an adult. If you're kidding it's kind of a bad joke; if you're not, this is not the best place you could be right now. How about putting this off at least until you can get some professional guidance, some love and care from a friend/family member/pet, and/or just another day to put your situation into perspective? Hope to read a follow-up from you soon ...
jump in front of the speeding motorcade of the worst politician you can find
I agree with ShadowsScreaming.
That....or chainsaw decapitation.
You'll regret it and right before the lights go out you will wish like f-ck that you had NOT done it. What you young folks don't have a clue about is that your life will go by faster than you can spit and say "Mick Jagger's Jumpin' Jolly Jackrabbits" and that's enjoying it. It blows by even faster if you let it be a drag. Also, offing one's self is the most hey, f-ck you thing you can do to people who love you. Nobody thinks a self-offer is any kind of hero or special person after they've pussed out. In fact, self-offers are quickly forgotten and when they are remembered they are remembered as cheaters and selfish dicks. But why don't you try this hon: Google Alain Robert, aka: The French Spiderman, contact him and tell him you want to learn to do what he does. You'd probably pee in your pants if you even tried to do what he does. But if you have the guts to study under him, that is one guy who knows how to kick life's *** rather than rolling over and letting life kick his. But he is much wiser than you and was never spoiled either.
Dont even think about doing it!! Life is too precious to take it away
Some things we simply have to decide for ourselves. I find old age a tempting way personally. It takes a hell of a long time but I guarantee siccess
Find the person you think it will make the happiest to see you go, and ask them to run you over.
if this is a prank then it's pretty sick.
However you do it take as many people down with you as you can. Personally I recommend buying a gun then playing a real life version of a first person shooter and remember, the more people you shoot the longer you will stay in the news so take down as many as you can!
Eat your words.
1. in the grave you've already dug for yourself.
2. in a lake full of venomous clown fish.
3. slide head first into the ball pit at McDonalds.
4. sucking on the exhaust pipe of a prius.
5. with an air riffle
6. while watching american idol and leave a note blaming the judges.
7. by joining the army.
8. just before you pick up the soap.
9. hang yourself with a bungee chord.
10. with a spork.
Catapult yourself into a building.
If I answer...I better not. the blind leading the blind?