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missjellytot missjellytot 22-25, F 15 Answers Sep 28, 2012 in Community

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I dont drink but I'll be happy to join ya with a smoke :)

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I know many people who would, if you dont mind pirates

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Sounds good, but I'll have to stop by on the way home after work. Keep it on ice. I get off at 1:00 am. Cheers!

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OK

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Sweetie, you are so far behind me in that category. A couple more drinks and I am in the zombie zone. :P

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Patronizing much :/ oh honey keep up :p

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No. Just a drunk old man. I can do tricks too. Watch me fall down. :P

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I hear viagra can help you with that :P

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Viagara is only usefull if I have someone to make it usefull on. :P Hey, did you just question my potentcy? >.<

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Not really.... Are you worried about your potency?

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Woooop plop plop. Not any more. :P

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Save it for a generation that you can keep up with :P

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OMG. Slammed by one of them youngin's. Well let me tell you missy... :P

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Youngin's? So what life's wisdom you going to tell me?

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I forgot. Alzheimers is wrestling with the vodka for control of my thoughts. You are pretty, never settle for anything less than you desire, that guy in the corner making eyes are you may not actually want your but your body, be yourself and never forget you are in this life for you, don't ever let others tell you that "You can't" instead go out there and prove them wrong, life can only get better if you make it your personal goal. I that enough or do you want me to keep imparting life's wisdom? :D

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Drunkenness is no excuse for bad grammar and spelling :P

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Well I am using IE and EP refuses to add spell checker to EP. It's not that I am using bad grammar and spelling, it's that my fingers refuse to type what I am thinking. :P

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Well then drunkenness is no excuse for using IE....

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You know you love me. Just get naked and climb in bed. You know what they say, "Once you go ostrich, you something or another." :P

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But they also say "once you go grey, all the young girls seem to go gay".

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lmao. I'm OK with it as long as I get to watch. :P I need to sleep. Be well and be you. You put a smile on my face tonight. Never lose your edge. :D

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I'm having a glass of wine

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sure, whatcha got?

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Helllssss yes!

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I don't drink alcohol at all. I dont even drink coke that often. tonight is my fourth pop this year.

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You are quite the saint... Umm good for you

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you hate people who like to keep their wits and be healthy? I am in no way religious if thats what you hate about them... don't think that's the right context.

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I see you as quite the hipster. Everything is mainstream for you, right? Tv? Booze? Sex? Music? Drugs? Caffeine? Do you have any vices?

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no tv, no booze, no sex... of course I listen to music xD... no drugs, no caffeine (usually). My only vice is that I have a huge sweet tooth. I usually spend like $5 dollars here and there every couple of weeks for a bag of junk food or something.

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No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger

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im gonna eat first

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