I'm having a pity party. What are you bringing?

You know, for all you people out there that ever cried for a lost boyfriend, sacrificed a torn page out of your bible to shove in someone's face, or secretly think that 80% of EP conspire to never vote for one of your answers - as bad you have it - just think about that while you're munching on emperorspleen. Alicia87 (who actually does a stunning Barbara impersonation on the CD) first promised to eat it, now she's whoring it out to everyone. This is what my friends do to me, see? Someone bring a cross so I have something to hang on for awhile. Beware the "caviar" and remember, it's a form of abortion and those little ones need our pity more than anything. Plus it has tails. hmm...

PITY, NAIL ME UP, IM THERE!

How about 5 pounds of chocolate and peanut butter fudge and a box of kleenex.

A Radiohead compilation and large bag of marijuana.

I'll make cupcakes. But they'll probably come out lousy. I can never do anything right.

Hopelessly burned burgers, stale buns, and flat sprite. Somebody will need to supply the appropriate crocodile tears.

I'm bringing the Eric Carmen song "All by myself" for the bad kareoke rendition.

I will also suppy panda eyes after the crocodile tears make my mascara run.

cheese to go with the whine

Joywish and I are going to do the chicken dance to cheer everyone up, no backing out now Joywish, it's writen, it WILL be done. And Redwirenut is not bringing cupcakes, as I pity cupcakes, maybe we can all give him a big hug and he'll make us some cheesecake.

Lots of ice cream and old movies.

alize and crabcakes

baby carrots and fudge covered graham crackers!

I'll bring the violin and a couple of soppy weepy movies oh and a box of kleenex

my crying towel

glass cleaner

a photo of the culprit and some darts.

weed, **** and radiohead

The worlds smallest violin playing the worlds saddest song.

Shotgun gravy with my bit of spleen.

I'm bringing a keg of bitter and a half empty glass.