Oh thank goodness, i thought you were gonna arrest me for what i have stored on my hard-drive.
Jesus , here we go , About 500'000'000 lashes for adulterous thoughts , 20'000 5year stretches for belting smart ***** ( **** , i have been tolerant ) , couple of thousand years for being " less than frank " with the tax man , 100'000 or so life sentences for application of "rule .303 " (shooting) . Got to go and work on my speech for God . Why did you have to come now ,,,, i was just coveting my neighbors *** .
What if I imprison you in my thoughts? You'd make a wonderful addition in my nightmarish world.
Nope not at all as long as my thoughts stay that it's all good with me :-)
noooooooooooooooooooooo plz its totally private
Geez plunge, my thought wasn't THAT obscene, it didn't include the piglet or anything!
Not room 101...please anything but that room!!