LOL! This is right up my alley!<br /><br />
<br />Why is the bride always smiling? She knows she's given her last BJ.<br />Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald, and Gerald Firzpatric.<br />Khadaffi never went drinking and driving, he stayed home and got bombed<br />What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing she hasn't heard twice before

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"Give it here!" "No it's mine!", "Let me have it!!" , "No it's my turn!!", "You had it last, Fcuk off!!"<br />
"Come on gimme it!!", "No way!!"<br />
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......Siamese Twins having a ****!

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&lt;---cracked a rib

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how do you know when a woman is about to say something intelligent?<br />
she starts by saying ' a man once told me' :) enjoy

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good one ;)
why don't a woman need a arm watch....because there is a clock on the stove

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why don't women ski, cause theres no snow between the kitchen and bedroom :)

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how many men does it take to open a beer?
none it should be opened by the time the woman brings it in

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lol winner

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bahaha dr. sorry pp . new winner

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my wife asked me what's on tv... I said dust

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oh you are good pp, lol

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Oh God..... *rolls eyes* lol

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What is the difference between a clever midget and VD? A cleverr midget is a cunning runt.................

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And God created woman. And she was good. And she had two arms, two legs, and three breasts. God asked woman what she would like to have changed about herself. And she asked for her middle breast to be removed. God removed her middle breast. And it was good. She stood there with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with this useless boob?..... And God created Man

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a good joke.. that offends most people... hmmm.. GOOD luck on getting that one

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You know why Micheal J. Fox makes such perfect milkshakes?

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no why

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lol pp

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Hmmm. Never had to answer that before. Usually I'm asked to leave.

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haha how blond of me i get it now

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It may not be accepted here. :D

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haha it would be accepted by me

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EP volunteers would warn me again if I do that. XD

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haha i am a ep volunteer

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really? hahaha. then you shouldn't be asking for those kind of posts. LOL

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yeah i do a lot of things i shouldn't lol

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HAHAHA. That's why I still think about being an EP volunteer.

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