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I'm sick hearing the rumors that the lefties mostly die young..need ur opinion guys! Why?

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    run23456 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by run23456 1 Nov 4th, 2012 at 9:52AM

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  1. Baladol - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by Baladol Nov 4th, 2012 at 10:10AM

    Leader The Guardian, Monday 5 February 2001 01.30 GMT One by one the world's deepest secrets yield to researchers. A left-handed academic from North Dakota has revealed that left-handers tend to die younger than right-handers. The "generally" right-handed population, he asserts, lasts on average to 68.7 years old. The generally left-handed live to just 65. Perplexingly, though, "extremely" left-handed people have an average death age of 67.4. And the ambidextrous fare best of all: their average age of death is just short of 70. Since this confirms earlier research in California, it can probably now be added with some confidence to the stock of human knowledge. Except that it leaves many questions unanswered. Is the higher death rate of lefties attributable to their so-called cack-handedness? Or to the discrimination they suffer when classed as cack-handed - or as "sinister", "maladroit" or "lacking dexterity?" The professor rather limply suggests that they must just be "wired slightly differently." Would that also explain why, according to left-hander websites, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, George Bush the elder and Bill Clinton were all south-paws - not to mention Ross Perot? No, as with all the best research, there is only one safe conclusion to be drawn from these findings. We need more research.

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  2. run23456 - 46-50 years old - male

    Reply by run23456 Nov 4th, 2012 at 10:16AM

    Thank you! You know......The death ages are so close that they could completely skew the results by finding a couple more 95 year old lefties. = )

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6 Answers to "I'm sick hearing the rumors that the lefties mostly die young..need ur opinion guys! Why?"

  1. wuliheron - 51-55 years old

    Posted by wuliheron Nov 4th, 2012 at 10:06AM

    Only the good die young.

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  2. ob1kenobe - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by ob1kenobe Nov 4th, 2012 at 9:57AM

    Turn a deaf ear. Either ear, it doesn't really matter.

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  3. chillsdavis - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by chillsdavis Nov 4th, 2012 at 10:30AM

    Look at GWH Bush - isn't he like 90?

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  4. atadir - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by atadir Nov 4th, 2012 at 10:27AM

    only the rich grow old

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  5. DozerDan - 66-70 years old - male

    Posted by DozerDan Nov 4th, 2012 at 9:53AM

    Gays, druggies, and others with sick lifestyles tend to die young. They also tend to vote left. What was your question again?

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  6. thequeenofeverything - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by thequeenofeverything Nov 4th, 2012 at 9:58AM

    I am sorry but the way I see it, religious nutcases lead a much more sick lifestyle than your average gay or druggie who at least MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS.

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  7. DozerDan - 66-70 years old - male

    Reply by DozerDan Nov 4th, 2012 at 9:59AM

    And they tend to die younger.

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