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555calif 555calif 51-55, M 14 Answers Jan 16, 2013 in Self Improvement

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Chuck Norris looks for me under his bed

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Ha

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Good one.

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How many burglars have just walked away while you're rubbing bullets on their skin?

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I had a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk -_-

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But milk is soooo tasty! >:o You monster!

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Finger nails? lol.

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I'm sorry. The nails get soggy fast and I am a slow eater.

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Without milk!

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Ha

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Door nails, if you must know...

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My dogs get them. It saves me money, I don't have to feed them that day.

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I actually called nineeleven, told them to come get these dead bodies in my livingroom while the burglars listened they tried to run before I got off the phone...

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i once killed and ant by stepping on it!

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You'll pay in your next life.

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i accept

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There isnt a soul alive who can withstand my gaseous functions

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I don't even need bullets. I kill them with a stare.

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My cat does that.

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Who do you think taught it?

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Chuck Norris can beat that! He actually eats the bullets and farts them out at the speed of sound.

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