no, but love your pic. ROTFL
I think you might be better off writing about the ways in which nose hair irritates you.
Up to now I think it is possibly the most annoying thing about growing older.
Save them up...braid them together and you've got yourself a usable bow string in case your ever lost in the wilderness.
Make a wish then blow.
Mix with collected ear wax, create a homunculus, and call him George.
Save the roots, gather them all in a jar until you have a giant white lump. When winter comes, throw it at someone during a snowfight.