4 tigers and 4 lions in the same forest ., there is no forest on earth where both tigers and lions reside.
Hope I wake up soon! If you've read all the other comments, you will know by now that this could only happen in a dream!
Load my assault rifle and shoot them all.
"How you gonna get the assault rifle and the ammo?"
"Same way you got those lions and tigers in the same forest."
Then I climb into my snowmobile and go home.
Not gonna happen. Lions live in Africa, Tigers in Asia, so I'm pretty sure I'm safe!
Pretend I am dead, just like I do at work...
i'd start acting like nomad!!:P
I would climb a tree and stay there for awhile or run...
get the f-uck outta there
Kiss my a*s*s goodbye and hope they choke on the bones.
"RAAN MIR TAH!"
"Click" my heels....off I go...
Climb a tree.
after ive shite myself i would run like the wind
Soil myself hoping it makes me less appetizing too them
I'd look at the situation and remember that thing I wrote a while ago
I'd get on the slowest looking one and knock it out, then get to higher ground jumping on them and grabbing trees and stuff, then I'd break a branch and whack them in the face until I get a big rock and throw it knocking two out, then trip the last one.
Or eight, forgot.
I'd do the same thing but double fold, just knocking them out or taming them quick and riding them all up trees and digging trenches to trap the others.