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In a new company Wellness Initiative,employees are encouraged to have voicemail msgs asking that only good news be left:

What would your voice recording say?

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    Honeylocust - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by Honeylocust Dec 10th, 2012 at 2:20AM

    "Hey boss, um, I have super, um, awesome news..! Uh, the pipes burst in the men's John and there's sh!tty water all over the floor... Have a super duper day!"

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3 Answers to "In a new company Wellness Initiative,employees are encouraged to have voicemail msgs asking that only good news be left:"

  1. DrPestKontrolle1881 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by DrPestKontrolle1881 Dec 10th, 2012 at 2:21AM

    "F uck you" - that's what my recording would say.

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  2. plungesponge - 26-30 years old - male

    Reply by plungesponge Dec 10th, 2012 at 2:23AM

    I can't help but notice you are still using your old voice recording...

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  3. JustPlainBarb - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by JustPlainBarb Dec 10th, 2012 at 2:17AM

    Not sure I would work for a company like that. Sounds like complaints would fall on "dead ears"! Not very customer focused.

    I would just leave a message for people to leave their name and number and I'll return the call -- just like always.

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