naked horny woman with beer!
for me it's food
elbow in the ribs, when he drops it I ****** it up and say ha ha it's mine now sucker.
Maybe (just maybe) if both hands are amputated at the shoulders, he may relinquish it; or he will find a voice activated one.
For gamps it was either fising or gabling. Dad vintage cars or history. My uncle and cousins intruments or music.
A belly full of chili-dogs and beer
..before he cries mercy
Get a pink fluffy covering for it and soak it in really girly perfume.
Power failure.<br />
TV failure<br />
Remote failure<br />
"Man" failure<br />
You can arrange in any order you like.
Going to the fridge for another beer
The need to find a replacement for an empty beer bottle.
Um ... WRONG ANSWER BD .. you'd go pretty thirsty in my house :) Unless of course I get a BIG reward for finding you a "fresh" one!
When every bloody channel has a cookery programme
I THINK YOU CAN GUESS MY ANSWER.....<br />