naked horny woman with beer!
for me it's food
elbow in the ribs, when he drops it I ****** it up and say ha ha it's mine now sucker.
Maybe (just maybe) if both hands are amputated at the shoulders, he may relinquish it; or he will find a voice activated one.
For gamps it was either fising or gabling. Dad vintage cars or history. My uncle and cousins intruments or music.
A belly full of chili-dogs and beer
..before he cries mercy
Get a pink fluffy covering for it and soak it in really girly perfume.
You can arrange in any order you like.
Going to the fridge for another beer
The need to find a replacement for an empty beer bottle.
Thats what the little lady is for MissSass..........................*W*
Um ... WRONG ANSWER BD .. you'd go pretty thirsty in my house :) Unless of course I get a BIG reward for finding you a "fresh" one!
When every bloody channel has a cookery programme
I THINK YOU CAN GUESS MY ANSWER.....