only in Jerusalem
Let’s see…<br />
Someone killed a pig to get the bacon. Doesn’t is say “Thou shalt not kill”?<br />
Now, why was said pig killed? Was it for the money? Was he “hocked”? There will be an inquiry! You may be called to testify n court. Are you prepared to swear? (ah-ah…bad language is a sin!)<br />
How’d you raise the dough to get the bread for the sandwich? Legally, I hope!<br />
What was on said sandwich? “Man”- aise? (sounds a bit sexist—that could constitute a sin)<br />
The whole thing sounds rather sinful to me. Best to stay away from it, just in case. Stick to just a lettuce and tomato sandwich for now (although that lettuce looks a bit green. Could be from food poisoning. Maybe that pig had friends. That’s it! His friends fed poisoned food to the lettuce (those swine!). Now the lettuce is green and the tomato’s red with anger! This sounds like a conspiracy. Best you “wash your hands” of the whole thing, go outside and forget all about pigs, bacon, vegetables and what have you!
I by the best bacon I can, it is thick and lean,I love putting it on one piece of sour dough bread fold it over and enjoy the taste of the most wonderful thing I ever tasted.
if you forgot the tomatoes and lettuce it is...definitely BLT is heavenly.
i sure hope not lol
I sure hope not,or I will be burning in hell for eternity.(worth it though yum,yum.)
yum yum with lots of mayo:)
Its a bloody sin NOT to eat a bacon sandwich with BBQ sauce and onions<br />
Starting to drool
As much as I like bacon I'd consider it a treat once in a great while since I don't want to develop heart disease :-)
Jews Moslims and seventh day adventists can't eat it..<br />
but, I bet they sneak it.
Ohhh...NOW I'm hungry!!!!! BLT with EXTRA mayonnaise....and none of that Miracle Whip stuff...has to be REAL mayonnaise!!! Now THAT sandwich is a SIN!!!!
only if you have miracle whip on it
Reject Christ, receive bacon. MWAHAHA!
Yes it is now everyone hand over your sandwhiches and leave the room and don't come back in unless you knock.
if so, sign me up for the 7th circle of the inferno ;)
On Ash Wednesday and Lent it would be
YES! You will be punished and suffer for all eternity! <br />
Same thing will happen if you **********
I to love bacon!!! so no!! i don't believe it is!!!
not anymore, in the new testament God declairs all food good for eating!
Yes cause u don't throw a bacon party for me to join :)