I think this is a joke. I hope you had a nice lunch and didn't really get tanked on tequila!
He is not the one that is unreasonable.
You should quit - that way your boss wont have to pay you severance.
What an unreasonable a.ss. Time to quit.
You went for lunch and came back drunk. I'd have fired you.
*pours you another shot* let's talk about this.
You asked to go to Lunch for a feed. Not to go to a brewery to get pissed.
Should have asked what?
I guess he should make a questionnaire for you to fill out with a big long list of foods and drugs asking you to tick the boxes of all that you will be consuming during your lunch... ? No i doubt he wants to go to that trouble. Maybe he will not trust you anymore and say no the next time you ask to go..
You shouldn't be that stupid.