You went for lunch and came back drunk. I'd have fired you.
I think this is a joke. I hope you had a nice lunch and didn't really get tanked on tequila!
He is not the one that is unreasonable.
You asked to go to Lunch for a feed. Not to go to a brewery to get pissed.
Should have asked what?
I guess he should make a questionnaire for you to fill out with a big long list of foods and drugs asking you to tick the boxes of all that you will be consuming during your lunch... ? No i doubt he wants to go to that trouble. Maybe he will not trust you anymore and say no the next time you ask to go..
You shouldn't be that stupid.
What an unreasonable a.ss. Time to quit.