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Is it assault to throw water ballons at the doorknocking mormons?

what if i had a 'bible bashers will be water bombed' sign up ?

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    TheOnlyBenis - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by TheOnlyBenis Feb 5th, 2012 at 3:44PM

    No, but it's more fun to creep them out. Get a robe with a hood, black metal makeup and make a pentagram on your porch.

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  1. TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Reply by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Feb 5th, 2012 at 3:46PM

    we'd get along like a house on fire.. that was good

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13 Answers to "Is it assault to throw water ballons at the doorknocking mormons?"

  1. BabzEsq24 - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by BabzEsq24 Feb 5th, 2012 at 4:58PM

    It's a public service in some jurisdictions

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  2. TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Reply by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Feb 5th, 2012 at 5:02PM

    oO no way....?

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  3. BabzEsq24 - 46-50 years old - female

    Reply by BabzEsq24 Feb 5th, 2012 at 5:35PM

    Or is that the Jehovahz?

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  4. Paschar - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by Paschar Feb 5th, 2012 at 4:01PM

    Turn on your yard sprinklers and tell em it's raining , Hmmm I missed your details , Do like I do and put up the star of David , Then just tell em your jewish and offer to show them proof .

    Say Shalom as they leave .

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  5. TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Reply by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Feb 5th, 2012 at 4:03PM

    lol,

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  6. tassiedave66 - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by tassiedave66 Feb 5th, 2012 at 3:57PM

    only if you fill them with petrol and attach a piece of burning rag to them ..

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  7. kidkeith - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by kidkeith Feb 5th, 2012 at 3:48PM

    as long as the water has been blessed by a priest it's fine

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  8. TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Reply by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Feb 5th, 2012 at 3:59PM

    claim it to be anyways XD

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  9. LadyCecee - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by LadyCecee Feb 5th, 2012 at 3:45PM

    On a Sunday, it might be.

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  10. wayswin - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by wayswin Feb 5th, 2012 at 3:43PM

    Do you have an overhang over your porch? Install a sprinkler head.....

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  11. Paschar - 61-65 years old - male

    Reply by Paschar Feb 5th, 2012 at 3:45PM

    NOW Thats Creative >

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  12. TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Reply by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Feb 5th, 2012 at 3:47PM

    nice. handy in the summer too

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  13. ballet - 31-35 years old

    Posted by ballet Aug 28th, 2012 at 12:41PM

    In South America during the celebration of Carnival, it's tradition throw water at everyone, especially at the Mormon missionaries. I got soaked quite a bit while I was there.

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  14. CrazyWaterSpring - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by CrazyWaterSpring Feb 6th, 2012 at 12:53AM

    Answer the door nude and offer condoms.

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  15. ladyrhiannon824 - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by ladyrhiannon824 Feb 5th, 2012 at 7:24PM

    i think that is a brilliant idea^^...a sign that says, "Enter at your own risk", shall do nicely at the front of my property.... give them a fair warning.

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  16. TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Reply by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Feb 5th, 2012 at 7:25PM

    aye. cant be fairer then that....

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  17. Kahakai - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by Kahakai Feb 5th, 2012 at 3:47PM

    Only if you're a good shot.

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  18. TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Reply by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Feb 5th, 2012 at 3:49PM

    1 in a hundred gotta hit the target

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  19. Ions - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by Ions Feb 5th, 2012 at 3:46PM

    Offer them a coffee or a beer. They cant take any drugs

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  20. TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Reply by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Feb 5th, 2012 at 4:00PM

    don't want to invite them in.....

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  21. Vessa - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by Vessa Feb 5th, 2012 at 3:44PM

    Yes.
    Ever had a Book of Mormon up side your head?

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  22. TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Reply by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Feb 5th, 2012 at 3:46PM

    dum dum dum dum

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