I wear uniforms but I am a collector of em. Oddly everyone says I look like The Hitchhiker in a flight jacket.
That show had an awesome track though. Oddly one of my fishing vests is a converted fatigue.
I think the modern jackets are deliberately styled like that. UK battledress in the 1950's made everyone look like a dork. They didn't have to try then. When they called your number you had to put one on.