Not if it's my black cat. Or any other black cat. Unless, you intended to suffer some significant trauma when you got up that day.
It was a generic "you," not a RoadWarrior "you.' I should have been more careful and stated it a different way. I'm sorry.
I doubt it.
Well, give it a go.
Good. You are very wise.
No, it is considered mean and abusive.
Good, I am happy to hear you would not kick an animal.
No, I don't quite think you got that one there buddy lol
Ooh I know dude o.o
Not for the cat