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Now I have had my cat for a long time, before my children even. Today she lies down on top of the stairs, and I do not see her. She is black (lucky in the UK) and blends in well with the carpet. So I trip over her and nearly fall and break my neck!! She has never done this before, I mean was she angry I had not fed her or trying to kill me ? Cos she nearly succeeded !!
pixelbest pixelbest 46-50, F 17 Answers Nov 7, 2012 in EP

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Actually, she has been trying to kill you for years...She has probably just passed the "I'm lolling you into a false sense of security" Phase...be very careful for the next 5 years...and I'd get her a beeping glow in the dark collar

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Now you I BELIEVE. Won't wear a collar, bites them off.

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Oh...Ok...it was nice knowing you.

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Taking her with me hahahaha

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Going there next, thanks for the tip. Should I watch it with her? She likes the youtube cats.

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You want to be careful lol she might get ideas!!!!

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Saved my life right there, thanks :)

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Youve gotta be careful!!!!

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7 out of 9, goodbye cruel world :(

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Oh nooooooo lol!!! Keep an eye on ya cat!!!

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Taking the bit@h with me if it comes down to that hahaha.

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LOL fight to the death!!!!

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Yep cat versus ***** lol, I'm afraid hahaha.

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LOL thats funny

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You're trying to save me, but laughing as well, best answer, now where is that bit@h????? Not dying tonight hahaha.

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Thanks for best answer and watch out for your cat!!!!

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humans are more dangerous by cat:-)

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Not when they sneak up on you and try and trip you up they're not. Too cute your avatar by the way :)

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She must be trying to grab your attention. Age must be catching up she needs a bit of that extra attention. Please do not deprive her her wishes especially as you have had a for a long time. May be she is deaf too..perhaps a bit blind as well

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She is DEAF, the kids don't believe me, or maybe it is selective hearing ???? Yes she is old but still fit. Attention !! she has 3 humans running after her. Yeah gonna fed her first thing, I want to live.

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do not let her run your show. But give her her hearts desire at least some attention.

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Oh yeah, stocked up on cat food today, all her favourites hahaha.

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PS she gets nothing but attention, from me and the kids. That is why I could not understand it, never tried to kill me before. And she was trying to kill/hurt me, I know it lol.

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Did your cat laugh evilly afterwards? That would be a dead giveaway.

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No, not a sound !!!

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Probably just bored waiting on you.

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I KNOW THAT FEELING :P

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no she's trying to be noticed.

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True to ran into the kitchen towards her plate once I had averted death.

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My next door neighbours cat killed my Rottweiler this is why I hate cats

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My Rottweiler chocked himself to death trying to eat the cat - lol I was joking

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Ned is she ******* in my drink of a night?

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