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Is my neighbor mastur­bating, or is something else causing him to make those sounds?

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Asked By: 151rby 22-25, M  3 months ago

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    dilfek2010 - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by dilfek2010 1 Mar 5th, 2013 at 11:26PM

    listen carefully

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7 Answers to "Is my neighbor mastur­bating, or is something else causing him to make those sounds?"

  1. hylierandom - 36-40 years old

    Posted by hylierandom Mar 6th, 2013 at 12:01AM

    ...You should turn on some REALLY loud music, he'll likely appreciate you covering his monkey-spanking noises.

    When the police arrive, just tell them you were being neighborly. :D

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  2. TheOnlyBenis - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by TheOnlyBenis Mar 5th, 2013 at 11:29PM

    maybe he's lifting weights?

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  3. queenofthenite - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by queenofthenite Mar 5th, 2013 at 11:28PM

    My neighbor does that too. Mmmm oooo yeeeaaahh

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  4. cupcake1992 - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by cupcake1992 Mar 5th, 2013 at 11:28PM

    Are you really that close to your neighbor??

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  5. BeenSmiling - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by BeenSmiling Mar 5th, 2013 at 11:27PM

    Probably he is either ************ or have eaten shattered glass. Or both.

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  6. hundresandthousands - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by hundresandthousands Mar 5th, 2013 at 11:27PM

    He's mixing batter to make you some muffins, (cause he's trendy).

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