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Is the milkman my REAL father ?

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    lostinchicago - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by lostinchicago Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:08AM

    No Luke, I'm your Father......

    (Insert scary Darth Vader breathing sounds here)

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13 Answers to "Is the milkman my REAL father ?"

  1. Govinda1337 - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by Govinda1337 Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:20AM

    Les Paul and my mother were neighbors in Wisconsin and I think HE was my real dad.

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  2. Bitto69 - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by Bitto69 Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:13AM

    Sorry dude, your father is actually the mailman.

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  3. ladylouisiana - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by ladylouisiana Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:11AM

    is he 1%....2%....or whole..????.....or just a skimmer???..lol

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  4. FurryFace - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by FurryFace Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:10AM

    nah , too mortal , probably some 1/2 Eagle and 1/2 man guy

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  5. Unquestioned - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by Unquestioned Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:09AM

    Yes I was your milkman for 5 years.

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  6. RJ43 - 41-45 years old

    Posted by RJ43 Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:30AM

    Let's real the results is it the Milkman , the mailman, the salesman or the politician. the results are in and the result is.......

    Maury Povich

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  7. hunkalove - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by hunkalove Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:25AM

    No, it was that retarded guy who used to live in the basement, your Uncle Ned!

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  8. dirtydarkness - 70+ years old - female

    Posted by dirtydarkness Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:18AM

    Damn why not the UPS man? His truck is brown and big

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  9. AllegorieBootlair - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by AllegorieBootlair Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:15AM

    We haven't had Milk men for decades....but I do remember those days...we had an insulated box by the front door and every morning we'd get fresh milk...nowadays, it's most likely the Mailman that's inseminating all those lonely housewives....teehee...I'm a retired Mailman BTW....lol

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  10. chibinovachan - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by chibinovachan Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:08AM

    Well, how many other men was your mother sleeping with? It might be difficult to tell if it's more than one or two.....;P

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  11. Dirtydux - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by Dirtydux Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:08AM

    if you have to ask you'll never know.....funky ************* will not be told to go.

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  12. Lushiro - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Lushiro Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:07AM

    I have no comment...

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  13. 555calif - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by 555calif Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:09AM

    But THAT's a comment.

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  14. Lushiro - male

    Reply by Lushiro Dec 1st, 2012 at 7:09AM

    One of any literacy anyway.

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