URB DIC- MEATPUPPET: the phenomenon of a man being able to move or shake his erect penis around without touching it or moving any other part of his body; can also refer to a man manipulating the urethra hole to make the penis talk.<br />
Man: Hey baby, this meat puppet can't suck itself! <br />
His penis (meat puppet): Yeah, *****!
yea......but we're not on speakin terms