I love and respect my arachnid friends. They would never hurt me.
O.o *quickly checks*
Is this the old...the government can control spiders to bite you and make you sick...thing?
Here is a fact for you...you are never more than one meter away from a spider.
Her name is Galatae and she protects me from the flies that steal my breath while i rest. She is my friend.
Renfield...where art thou, Renfield.....
I hope not. 8(