come to Pakistan and have it alld done. we have dentists sitting on sidewalks who charge almost nuffin....hehe
Get rid of the lip rings, then go see somebody. Most dentists have payment plans, but won't offer it if you have those things.
When I got my wisdom teeth taken out, I got a "Care Credit" card, which allowed me to basically charge my procedure to this card and make payments every month. As long as I paid it off in either a year and a half or two years (I forget which), I didn't have to pay interest.
I just went down to Mexico, and had it done for a hell of a lot cheaper than it would be here.