Freedom isn't free.
Don't eat the yellow snow
That life and love is precious. That having food, a roof over our heads and clean clothes and soap are essentials. That having good morals (wherever they come from) is a treasure.
That alcohol kills.
That sex and love go together.
To take the time to choose your friends and your lifemate.
I'm sorry we ****** up the environment and wasted the earth's resources.
Nice trick if you're gay ( i'm sayin nuttin, just observin :-) )
I'd like them to know of and remember who they came from and keep an eye on where they are going
Don't be selfish
Forgive us for destroying your planet.
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