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M4dH4TT3r M4dH4TT3r 26-30, M 5 Answers Dec 21, 2013 in Embarrassing & Funny

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Why would you want to get a student loan in your condition?

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what condition?

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I read you're other reply. I thought you were qualified in IT and networking, why not expand on that?

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I am qualified in many things technical well beyond that, and that's what the loan/degree is for, it's a technical degree.

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Currently I hold certifications in IT, networking, and information security, in about a week I am testing for multiple certifications in various server infrastructures (to be followed by some others in a few months), my AAS degree program is in programming to be followed by a BA in EE/CS to me followed by a masters in particle physics and a PHD in nano technology. Nano technology is what I really do.

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If you can't get a loan you will need to find another way to raise the money.

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steal someone credit and take a loan out in their name

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No not a criminal, just a convicted felon ;)

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Sure, guy named "Tony the Bull", drives a Cadillac, wears a track suit, cuts off fingers if you miss a payment...

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Honestly I've done time in 4 states, bull's dad probably used to work for me.

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There you go, you got an in.

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yup .. its a bit harder if you have a drug charge though.

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Yeah, I have a felony drug charge (amongst others)

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sure. They're always looking for more debt slaves

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Who?

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