Yes, I think I might provide some -- here goes:
Never give advice: Wise men don't need it and fools won't heed it.
Yes.. i found out through EP, that the world was flat...
Precisely. Now do you need that flat earth information, or do you choose to not heed it.
Ah, stick around and see, Grasshopper.
Surely you're not looking for any wisdom when you come onto this site are you??
Depends on what kind of wisdom your looking for.
lots...i'm old...i know "stuff"
If your willing to take it
Yes, this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSPv-JnolsI
The frog jumped over the Lilly pond, the chicken drowned.
If the shoe fits, steal it from payless and give it your kids for christmas