Perhaps pulling a muscle while pleasuring yourself?
Yes, getting a pubic hair that tickles your nose, while orally engage, and sneezing so hard you chomp into your tongue. Unbeknownst to you, because you're so properly motivated, you are bleeding quite badly from it. When you finally finish and go to face-to-face position your wife freaks when she sees the blood on your mouth and chin. Obviously thinking something arrived early..<br />
Now real way to recover the mood from that point.. <br />
The stomach cramps came with laughing are arses off about it..
fallin off the bed ..........not an easy recovery
I think having to excuse yourself to go and puke, is right up there on the embarrassment scale. I had food poisoning from shrimp ( I never eat it anymore ) and it hit me right while we were making love.
That's what he said, right before it hit him too. We both had the shrimp for dinner.
Yeah, not being able to get it up enough to even begin to think about hurting yourself
Sorry to hear about your problem
Is there a muscle you haven't pulled while in a private position? Can we expect the entire human anatomy to be examined by you in this same boring way?
yeah, especially if you are just controlling the remote for the vibrator
Yeah some guy pulled a muscle taking a crap...Tell that to a doctor
hahahaha.... not really!<br />
i once got cramp in my leg.<br />
had to jump off her and hobble round the room