It's cheaper :-)
It's cool when relationship and work-related problems start and you develop an elaborate system of excuses for drinking, your behavior becomes aggressive, violent, destructive, and grandiose. Being drunk is dope when you start to deteriorate physically while being able to drink everyone under the table as your tolerance increases and you win at beer pong or shots. You begin the road to unreasonable resentments against your family and friends and have problems with the law (e.g, DUIs) they're just pigs anyway and sleeping it off in jail gives you street cred. Any morality considerations go out the window, pass out and let them "run a train on you" if your a woman and if a true man screw a passed out b*tch to show your true manhood, rock on! Then your will power deteriorates, who gives a sh*t, no sweat when the tremors start you've got it made. Party on!!! Oops!!! I almost forgot the coolest thing of all, when you drink and drive which you will do and kill someone like my friends were killed by a drunk driver you'll have great stories to tell your homies.
You get to keep your house/place, your car, your job, you don't get in car wrecks, you don't go to jail, the list goes on.
If I ever get there, I'll let you know.
ummmm thats a hard 1 i cant remember being sober.im sure there must be something good about it.maybe if your sober u can remember where u hid the money for more booze
You're less likely to embarrass yourself.
sobrity ,you dont have the power of things you cant change ,but the power to chang the things you can you need to find a alcoholic friend and help each other
Life is good.
clarity of thought and no headache in the morning
If you cant thibk of anything good about being sober, then you arent ready to get sober and you won't get sober, so why bother...maybe with a little more time...
Non-drinkers don't live as long as drinkers. I don't call that something good.
You wake up in your bed. Haha
im paranoid in general. ABout every aspect of being drunk. From my terrible spelling getting worse to hilusioateing that my frig is going to rape me.
I'll tell you if I ever get sober.
it gives long run benefit.
Watching everyone else stumble around and laughing at their drunkenness.
Memory and the advantage of watching the drunk folks trying to navigate through a crowd without falling or taking someone with them. =O)