My house is about 180 years old... none of the floors are level... no two pieces of furniture match, (Except the dining room)... and we have not had any central heat for 5 years... and we are in Maine... I bet it's junkier.
my bedroom isn't looking too good right now.
can not imagine you have a spec of dust in your place
Hell naw! Your apartment is junkier than my house.