How would I know? I'm always half in the bag!
YES! They spit when they talk
Yes it is. You can only tolerate a drunken slur of " I loveee youuuu, you know I love you righttttttttttttt" so much.
yes, I swear it will never happen again this week...,
Sorta like when here at EP :)
No, because I already act drunk despite being sober my entire life.
The only people I have been drunk with (my mother as the exception) can usually keep quite an intellectual conversation.
yes but it's fun the next day when you get to tease them about the night before and make loud noises
No, because I can tease them and get them to reveal their darkest secrets. =D
I hate trying to have a serious conversation with a drunk person when I'm sober.
Yes, its always at family functions