If you had a penis you would suck it.
I think you'd be more creative than that.
penis are cool
I don't have a penis, so I don't know!
You'd be stroking it constantly and hoping to find somebody else to stroke it for you, before your hand gets tired.
That is some really irresponsible ************ there.
You would? I thought you'd be happy about the fact that you could get an org@sm any time you wanted!