Life time supply of blue moon and Irish ale. (bad for your health so...drink up)
Something you can use for next summer's barbecues.
"Beetches" -- Ha ha, I like that. So, here's your "stick & a piece of coal."
I'll throw in an extra stick, so you can make a fire the way you learned when you were in Boy Scouts.
Hands you a Cuban Cigar
You need to h-flip that avatar, bro - that would make this Q even funnier.
I got you a nice tall glass of shut the **** up.you like it?
A time machine.
Whatever you want.