Grab the 12 gauge next to my bed, flick on the hi intensity light on it, and take aim. The reaction of the intruder will dictate the next action.
Not meant to be funny, my answer was deadly serious, emphasis on the deadly.
Heart attack, because I don't see anyone enter and I'm waiting for a face. And then a cat jumps on the bed and I jump, which scares him out o_O.
That bloody cat.
Read my son a story so he stays asleep.
Hun it's about time you got off of EP.
Grab the rock I keep next to my bed.