Stick the barrel of my pistol out the window and just start firing around randomly.
RELEASE THE HOUNDS.
Start singing Amazing Grace and shout out 'I am a Jehovah's Witness and I have a rolled up copy of Watchtower with your name on it, and I'm not afraid to use it'. Then I have another drink and go back to bed.
When I was a kid and babysitting for 50 cents and hour, I would always sit with a big knife by my side. My father usually would park outside without me knowing it until years later.
grab the baseball bat i keep beside my bed,<br />
and go check it out . . <br />
it's either them or me. . . i'm not afraid.
Grab my gun, flashlight..turn out the lights, put on the brights around the perimeter..and turn the sounds on my devices up, and see what the hell is out there..usually its a bear or something anyway:)
go investigate it.....
My husband can tell by the way the dogs bark if it is critter or human. He takes care of it.
Make my husband go see what it was.
Damn!!! gotta go crank the backhoe Im starting to run out of room to hide the bodies
Walk out and say I COME IN PEACE then go make friends with "the noise"
It depends on what I'm standing closest to....mace, stun gun or samurai sword
Some pretty funny responses - except the dude that's gonna tell you he loves you. I hope you know him...<br />
If the sound makes me suspicious, I immediately turn all the lights off and slowly look out all the windows. I may or may not get the gun - again, depending on how suspcious the sound is.
Hide - Stay quiet and hope whatever it is its not coming inside.
Make sure the safety is off....<br />
If you hear a noise inside the house, Operating the pump action on a shotgun has something of a chilling effect too....
STAY INSIDE! Do NOT open the door to "take a look around", Do NOT even go near the doors or windows unless you are locking it. Lock up everything if unlocked and call the police to check the area because you are hearing strange things outside. No harm in being safe as possible.
Oh , there is a noise outside , funny , then I go to bed .lol.
Grab the gun and check it out.