I'm doing my best not to answer with the obvious answer
Crash 2 saucepan lids together :-P
I would think two blasts from a shotgun, outside his bedroom window, should do the trick!
nice glass of orange juice tea and toast
Cook some bacon. Place a fan in the doorway of the bedroom to spread the aroma of the bacon. Last but not least, rattle some plates and forks.
Well my dear get some food that he really likes shower shave and all that, put his favorite perfume on and some lingerie and then start to rub his sensual spot with your hand and mouth slowly the rest I will leave to your imagination ;) I've heard it works.
kiss him :) and climb on top of him and just when he wants you run away.
The nicest way.
I wouldn't wake him. But when he woke up, I'd remind him I didn't wake him. "Aren't I sweet to just let you sleep in-must be I really do love you."
Paint his toe nails with pink nail varnish
With a huge grin on his face. ;-)
He sleeps till Noon? Is he a teenager?
Does he work the night shift? If so, let him sleep.
Put a bucket of water on him...lollll
By introducing him to your new girlfriend....who doesn't sleep all day or leave the toilet seat up.
Why wake him at all? Enjoy the peace.