I'm doing my best not to answer with the obvious answer
Crash 2 saucepan lids together :-P
I would think two blasts from a shotgun, outside his bedroom window, should do the trick!
nice glass of orange juice tea and toast
Well my dear get some food that he really likes shower shave and all that, put his favorite perfume on and some lingerie and then start to rub his sensual spot with your hand and mouth slowly the rest I will leave to your imagination ;) I've heard it works.
kiss him :) and climb on top of him and just when he wants you run away.
I wouldn't wake him. But when he woke up, I'd remind him I didn't wake him. "Aren't I sweet to just let you sleep in-must be I really do love you."
Paint his toe nails with pink nail varnish
Put a bucket of water on him...lollll
By introducing him to your new girlfriend....who doesn't sleep all day or leave the toilet seat up.
Why wake him at all? Enjoy the peace.