I live in a van.. down by the river..
Don't worry, this book isn't about tree-hugging hippies hitch-hiking from Maine to Florida...It's about awesome, pot-smoking hippies hitch-hiking from Illinois to California!!
chapter 1. what not to do....
lol This I really need to read!! Go ahead and write this one...I'll buy it!!
It wasnt supposed to be like this.
So...you bought my book. Personally I think you're an idiot...but thank you for wasting your money! :D
I love it!!
It was the best of times it was the worst of times. No scratch that it was actually just the worst.
It was a dark and stormy night.... oh wait, let's start again...
It was a stormy and Dark Knight... oh drat, I'll get it right yet...
It was the best of times,
It was the worst of times....
Oh **** it!
Hold on............it get's interesting..
i did everything wrong but some how i survived to do more of everything wrong
I am often misunderstood, but much loved by those few who do get me.
"I'm a Mog, half-man and half-dog"
If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.
Thank You for buying this book, but im afraid its downhill from here.... no, really it is...its just a book full of blank pages..no lie! ...
Once upon a time (in the back seat of) a Ford Galaxy far, far away...
Chapter One.....I am born.
The darkness begins
this will be brief.
"The following information is true so do not read unless you want to become bored out of your mind."
I'm not pretty, funny, smart, nor am I mean, rude, and stupid: I'm Vaedalyn.
I have had an interesting life full of ups and downs, however I pushed on to live my dreams.