I live in a van.. down by the river..
Don't worry, this book isn't about tree-hugging hippies hitch-hiking from Maine to Florida...It's about awesome, pot-smoking hippies hitch-hiking from Illinois to California!!
chapter 1. what not to do....
lol This I really need to read!! Go ahead and write this one...I'll buy it!!
It wasnt supposed to be like this.
So...you bought my book. Personally I think you're an idiot...but thank you for wasting your money! :D
I love it!!
It was the best of times it was the worst of times. No scratch that it was actually just the worst.
It was a dark and stormy night.... oh wait, let's start again...<br />
It was a stormy and Dark Knight... oh drat, I'll get it right yet...<br />
It was the best of times, <br />
It was the worst of times....<br />
Oh **** it!
Hold on............it get's interesting..
i did everything wrong but some how i survived to do more of everything wrong
I am often misunderstood, but much loved by those few who do get me.
"I'm a Mog, half-man and half-dog"
If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.
Thank You for buying this book, but im afraid its downhill from here.... no, really it is...its just a book full of blank pages..no lie! ...
Once upon a time (in the back seat of) a Ford Galaxy far, far away...
Chapter One.....I am born.
The darkness begins
this will be brief.
I'm not pretty, funny, smart, nor am I mean, rude, and stupid: I'm Vaedalyn.
I have had an interesting life full of ups and downs, however I pushed on to live my dreams.
The house sat back half a mile or so from the railroad tracks in a small rural Alabama town.