He used to dance, so he must have quite strong thighs, they are long and slender, perfect for strangling people with. I read there has been several spooky cases of nerds just ganging up on people and strangling them using their thighs and killing those people that way. But he has not strangled me after all this time, I'm wondering why not. Is it because I'm nerdy? I read that nerds do not view other nerds as prey items.
You are clearly not suicidal yet, however there are many on this site that wish you were, at the very least a cyber suicide!