I am an hors d'oeurves specialist. Would you care for some sausage stuffed mushrooms? Clam stuffed mushrooms? Perhaps some skewers of Havarti cheese and strawberry...or endive with shrimp salad? Spicy marinated shrimp with cherry tomatoes? Sliced baguette with parmesan cheese, and green onion mixed with mayonnaise....broiled to a delicate brown?
I have Doritos, American Doritos! And bannock, don't forget the bannock. Sarah Greazyhand is frying it.
It's cool. I got the stuff!
Think of the children o.o
Oh. I've got the booze too.... Didn't think this through properly