Look them square in the eye, smile and say, "You say that like it's a bad thing."
well if you are i could use a good laugh so let me hear it? :)
No. Thank them for their comments and keep smiling.
By a little girl...nah. Take it as a compliment, usually teenagers don't give us credit for being the "most" anything! Haha.
Well obviously it was an attempt at a slur. and because you are unsure as to weather it's insulting to you, i assume the person accusing is insensitive, and you value yourself more than them indicating you either think you are prettier than the person that hates your guts. Or it is guy that has made the astute observation you actually are a *****.
If it was a feat of observational fact then you probably were correct based on the idiotic response you got.
Depends. Do you normally respect the person that said it? If so, then yes. If no, then fkuc 'em.
Yes, otherwise you'll be risking to lose the title.
Gift em an automatic blood pressure monitor.
Hand them a bar of soap on a rope and tell them to hang themselves.