Just send little 'fifi' poodle on by him... that should distract him long enough
thats what you get for letting my ex wife move in
Perhaps he is hungry, Midnight!
When did he last eat or drink?
Maybe you should have started with a good, little puppy!
Sounds like you are in over your head.
Let me help! I am good with animals...I have 3 dogs.
Now that is so funny.
I hope you have some where ells to go for a new home LOLOLOL.
he is good , you'll have to outsmart him , use a neighbor as decoy posing as post man that should do it , or a thief trying to break into your house , as you get in another window or something
WOW that is a good guard dog. LOL
right or left guard?
Call the SPCA and say there is a strange dog on your property.
toss a few gas bombs through the window.
Use a cat as decoy
Ha!!! Now that's funny...