Just send little 'fifi' poodle on by him... that should distract him long enough
thats what you get for letting my ex wife move in
Perhaps he is hungry, Midnight!<br />
When did he last eat or drink?<br />
Maybe you should have started with a good, little puppy! <br />
Sounds like you are in over your head.<br />
Let me help! I am good with animals...I have 3 dogs.
Now that is so funny.<br />
I hope you have some where ells to go for a new home LOLOLOL.
he is good , you'll have to outsmart him , use a neighbor as decoy posing as post man that should do it , or a thief trying to break into your house , as you get in another window or something
WOW that is a good guard dog. LOL
right or left guard?
Call the SPCA and say there is a strange dog on your property.
toss a few gas bombs through the window.
Use a cat as decoy
Ha!!! Now that's funny...