The french version is 50 Shades Of Bidet
I 've recently submitted a illegible manusc<x>ript of such hapless, bland mediocrities ; so vaguely indistinguishable from anything other than something similar to it...that "if " I bother to get around to it, I might title it ....."Oh, yea...sorry about that "
Oh, thanks for the heads up
Fecking excellent, not reading any more of yours till I finish eating, just in case!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! (can i get a copy?)