Lay off of the drugs please. You've been reported.
Well, Jeff, what you are doing is a crime. You have been reported to law enforcement, since you are threatening to kill people, you have also been reported to the FBI. Look for a knock at your door.
I killed myself from laughter when I read that... Really hurt my arms...
Does your mother know you've been sneaking onto the computer again? She should ground you.
You kids are so full of it