Jesus will speak, "This is airbus a-380 taking off from cruel world. We will land shortly in 2 hours in the humanity world." Someone intervenes. Ho ho ho. Jesus "Oh yes, that is our co-pilot Santaclause". And we take off. :) yepeee.
...and I thought I was the most stoned here, hehe...
*sings* Ding dong, merrily I'm high... :o)