Jesus was a zombie. Discuss.

Asked By: wander099 22-25, F 2 months ago

Extra points if you get the reference.

I'm also curious if anyone finds this amusing because my mom's religious friend laughed his *** off when she said this.

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Posted by Temprence Mar 13th, 2013 at 3:00PM

I thought it was funny. I think it was voo doo...

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Reply by wander099 Mar 13th, 2013 at 3:01PM

Yep, it was in reference to voodoo on the tv show Bones.
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Posted by GnatFree Mar 13th, 2013 at 3:27PM

Eating of flesh and blood? check.
Rising from the dead? Check.
No proof of it happening? Check.

Sounds about right.

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Posted by VSteele1 Mar 13th, 2013 at 3:10PM

It seems to be true...he meets all the reguirements...

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Posted by leftvan Mar 13th, 2013 at 3:04PM

More realistic than the Bible version.

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Posted by EarthlingWise Mar 13th, 2013 at 3:02PM

Yes, that is why Americans like Jesus and horror movies.

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Posted by BloodyMary82 Mar 13th, 2013 at 2:56PM

So God is the animator? I like this put out there and I think it's very clever. Say this to a Catholic today!

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Posted by oncemoor Mar 13th, 2013 at 2:54PM

Well he did consume blood and flesh and did raise from the dead. Just in the opposite order.

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Posted by SoftCoreBoy Mar 13th, 2013 at 2:54PM

Only during easter.

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