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Jesus was nailed to a cross, Thor uses a hammer. Coincidence?

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    boonroonru - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by boonroonru Jan 24th, 2013 at 4:15AM

    Yeah, right. What is point are you trying to make? Makes no sense. You need to be more specific.

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  1. sunmirror - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by sunmirror Jan 24th, 2013 at 4:18AM

    I have no idea how I could be anymore so.

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  2. boonroonru - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by boonroonru Jan 24th, 2013 at 4:20AM

    Well, you need to wake up then.

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16 Answers to "Jesus was nailed to a cross, Thor uses a hammer. Coincidence?"

  1. calicuz - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by calicuz Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:36AM

    "Bob the Builder" uses a hammer too..... what's your point?

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  2. sunmirror - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by sunmirror Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:47AM

    I'm not sure anymore. Now that you mentioned Bob the Builder, this changes everything.

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  3. PixieCutLover - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by PixieCutLover Jan 24th, 2013 at 4:28AM

    Bob has much less motive since he's not in the god buisiness, however it could have just been jealousy between carpenters.

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  4. NurseC - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by NurseC Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:58AM

    Jesus is a crap superhero.

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  5. sunmirror - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by sunmirror Jan 24th, 2013 at 4:02AM

    But He would walk on water, and turn water into wine... and maybe some other party tricks like dislocate his shoulder and stuff.

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  6. NurseC - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by NurseC Jan 24th, 2013 at 4:04AM

    That wouldn't be much good against an alien invasion. I guess he could escape across the ocean.

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  7. pinkjade1 - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by pinkjade1 Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:38AM

    what is a jesus? a myth?

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  8. rolo65 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by rolo65 Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:37AM

    There is no real proof he was actually nailed, they often tied them with rope too.

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  9. calicuz - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by calicuz Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:40AM

    He was the only one that was ever nailed to a cross. Hence the "shedding" of blood.

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  10. calicuz - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by calicuz Jan 24th, 2013 at 4:02AM

    @quattro610: Of course there's no proof, that's why it's called faith.

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  11. ISCARIOT - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by ISCARIOT Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:36AM

    Maybe, maybe not.

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  12. TheRenegade - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by TheRenegade Jan 24th, 2013 at 10:59AM

    I'm religious....but That was actually funny!

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  13. PixieCutLover - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by PixieCutLover Jan 24th, 2013 at 4:23AM

    Ah ha...... I'm beginning to see it now, wonder if the nails looked like the ones in Viking ships.....

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  14. Adstars - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by Adstars Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:59AM

    That’s a stretch beyond belief. LOL

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  15. Freefromevil - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by Freefromevil Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:46AM

    Come on man. You can do better than that.

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  16. sunmirror - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by sunmirror Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:53AM

    I'm working on it.

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  17. DrPestKontrolle1881 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by DrPestKontrolle1881 Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:40AM

    And Thor sticks the hammer up jesus' @ss....................................turn the other cheek indeed...................................................

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  18. KevF - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by KevF Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:39AM

    That story would only make sense if the Hulk held him on there while Thor did it, so yeah, i think your making this up!

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  19. sunmirror - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by sunmirror Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:45AM

    Damn, foiled again

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  20. petiterebel - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by petiterebel Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:38AM

    Yes, I don't believe Thor has anything to do with religion lol

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  21. sunmirror - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by sunmirror Jan 24th, 2013 at 4:04AM

    Why not? He's a demigod, he was superpowers, he's taken it upon himself as custodian of Earth...

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  22. Jnanezkant - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Jnanezkant Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:37AM

    Let's say that everything is basically opened in terms of establishing a theory. Get your own conclusions.

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  23. linklock - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by linklock Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:37AM

    Yeah and Thor sounds alot like thorns like in crown.

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  24. Staley - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by Staley Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:35AM

    Hmmm. Was there anyone else seen in the vicinity that night?

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  25. sunmirror - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by sunmirror Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:46AM

    Santa was there, but I don't trust strange people who give presents to kids.

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  26. Staley - 56-60 years old - female

    Reply by Staley Jan 24th, 2013 at 3:49AM

    I'll leave you to answer your own question I think.

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