Joke for you today?
It's probably not great, I'm market-testing it...
Q: How is trusting the media to provide the truth like going to Dora the Explora for directions?
A: It might look like a map, and sound like a map and even walk like a map, but everybody knows the media aren't real.
Okay, I'm ready for your worst. :) and also your answering jokes!
*shaka*
5 Answers to "Joke for you today?"
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I'll answer your question with a question.....What's the difference between the Panama Canal and Madam Slick?? (Hillary Clinton). Give up?....the Panama Canal is a busy ditch and Madam Slick is a dizzy *****!!!!!! (Ugly to)!!
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A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.
Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple.
The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.Like (2)
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ha....ha....ha......thank you
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dumb not funny
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You should live in my world. We laugh a lot here, it's highly enjoyable. *shaka*
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Best Answer (Chosen By Asker):
Posted by Coldwarrior Jan 17th, 2013 at 10:14AM
Trusting the media is like chasing a woman that is wearing a padded bra.
When you finally get to the truth, you find out just how much of it was BS and just how little substance there really is.!!
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