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Just been banned from a Christian dating website... Apparently "Hung Like Jesus" isn't an appropriate user name...!

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    BigbadGus - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by BigbadGus Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:58AM

    Well of course it isn't, the gospels don't mention the size of the messianic penis.

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15 Answers to "Just been banned from a Christian dating website... Apparently "Hung Like Jesus" isn't an appropriate user name...!"

  1. PollySyllabacus - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by PollySyllabacus Dec 24th, 2012 at 2:05AM

    God bless you, sir. That is brilliant.

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  2. EarthlingWise - 41-45 years old

    Posted by EarthlingWise Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:59AM

    O men of little faith.

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  3. RandomUniverse - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by RandomUniverse Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:59AM

    Lol!

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  4. TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Posted by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:57AM

    Lol. Hi 5s

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  5. lezkiss - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by lezkiss Dec 24th, 2012 at 2:12AM

    Wtf omg lol! That's a good one hi 5:)

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  6. Cheree - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by Cheree Dec 24th, 2012 at 2:03AM

    LOL....smooth move, Shakespeare.....

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  7. Katanakat - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by Katanakat Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:59AM

    Hahahaha!

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  8. SimonLaStrange - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by SimonLaStrange Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:58AM

    i thought he would have a really small penis cause if he didn't would it not get a nail also?

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  9. DefineWeird - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by DefineWeird Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:58AM

    it's a compliment

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  10. Adstars - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by Adstars Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:57AM

    Oh Derrrr i wonder why....

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  11. spooky8 - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by spooky8 Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:56AM

    ok but that just freaking rocks...lol

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  12. KaleidoscopeMind - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by KaleidoscopeMind Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:56AM

    <3

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  13. roadtooblivion - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by roadtooblivion Dec 24th, 2012 at 2:24AM

    That makes me soooo cross !!!

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  14. bijouxbroussard - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by bijouxbroussard Dec 24th, 2012 at 2:14AM

    (giggles)

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